well, it has been a while

Yes, indeed...it has certainly been a while since I have posted on this blog. Sometimes I wonder why exactly I have 3 weblogs...and then I remember that I'm a dork and they're free and I can...yeah, so anyway, I have a new feller... really enjoying spending time with him. :-) So, anyway, just thought I would post a brief update...and yeah, that's all I have to say for now. :-)

Eight Words with Two Meanings

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whate ver you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND:
He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said .... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time !

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ..... . . They already have boyfriends.

He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge

it's been a while...

yeah, so it's definitely been a while since i've posted on this blog...actually almost forgot that i have it! i post much more frequently on my myspace, but still not a lot there b/c i'm so busy. anyway, basically i work and do homework all the time, and in my free time i do those necessary but annoying things such as sleeping, eating, laundry, grocery shopping, etc. very little time for fun, ya know. i do, however, try to make time for certain people. anyway, i just wanted to post something on this blog...i think the setup is nice and all, but most of the ppl that i know are on myspace...sorry to neglect you karabea.blogspot.com!

Updated survey!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Kara
Birthday:	8-19-83
Birthplace:	Knoxville, TN
Current Location:	Knoxville, TN
Eye Color:	brown
Hair Color:	brown
Height:	5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	i dunno...i'm a mutt i guess, a nice mix of a bunch of stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today:	skechers tennis shoes
Your Weakness:	chocolate!! well, pretty much any dessert as a matter of fact
Your Fears:	spiders and needles!!
Your Perfect Pizza:	all meats or a real Italian pizza with olive oil, mozzarella, and prosciutto
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	pass my classes, not have a nervous breakdown
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"Oh God in heaven, why?!"
Your Best Physical Feature:	my hair (when it cooperates), my eyes, my boobs and my arms (i've been told by other people)
Your Bedtime:	sleep? what's that?!
Your Most Missed Memory:	feeling smart in school, haha
Pepsi or Coke:	pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:	chick-fil-a
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:	depends-- chocolate cake, but vanilla ice cream
Cappuccino, Vanilla Latte with skim milk, extra vanilla, no froth, and no sweetner or Coffee:	coffee with lots and lots of cream and sugar
Do you Smoke:	nope
Do you Swear:	a lot more than i used to, unfortunately
Do you Sing:	all the time
Do you Shower Daily:	yes
Have you Been in Love:	not sure
Do you want to go to College:	already have
Do you want to get Married:	yes
Do you belive in yourself:	sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:	yes
Do you think you are Attractive:	sometimes
Are you a Health Freak:	not really, but i'm trying to become more of one
Do you get along with your Parents:	sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes, as long as i'm not trudging around campus during one
Do you play an Instrument:	nope, wish i did
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	um...yes (me and LIT's are good friends!)
In the past month have you Smoked:	nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no response
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	well, not a whole box, but i can easily put away about 10 at one sitting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	nope, i like my food cooked, thank you
In the past month have you been on Stage:	nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:	nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	nope
Ever been Drunk:	yeah buddy
Ever been called a Tease:	quite a few times, unfortunately
Ever been Beaten up:	nope
Ever Shoplifted:	nope
How do you want to Die:	comfortably in my mansion overlooking the mediterranean sea
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	a professor of French, a wife, and a mommy
What country would you most like to Visit:	too many to list...pretty much all of Europe and Israel
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color:	doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair:	usually prefer short hair, but not that particular
Height:	taller than me (which isn't difficult to find, by the way)
Weight:	proportional to height
Best Clothing Style:	doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none
Number of CDs I own:	about 30 or so
Number of Piercings:	navel and my ears are pierced (but that doesn't count)
Number of Tattoos:	none...yet...
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	a whole bunch
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

this is my least-used blog...

you know, i only have this blog b/c i like the format of it... i really like the way it's set up, actually moreso than xanga and myspace...unfortunately everyone i know is on the other two, so this one mostly gets ignored...that's okay though. :-) anyway, life is stressful...just thought i would say it on this blog since i've already said it on the other two. i'm exhausted and absolutely thrilled that there are only 9 days left in the semester (and only 6 of those are actual class days!) after that i will only have a paper and a final exam to do before i am home free, baby! then it's going to be days at the pool and nights at work...and yes, that is a relaxing summer to me. :-) also, spending some time with a certain someone would be nice...but we'll see what happens there. :-) okay, i must get back to work. i no longer have any motivation to do anything, so even small assignments are very time-consuming...

well...here i am

well, i thought i would give a brief update on this blog, considering i don't use it very much. i have a myspace account now, which i use much more often. anywho, the apartment is wonderful! i have cable and internet and such, and it's just fantabulous! school is stressful, what a surprise, but i have a much needed spring break coming up in about 10 days, so i am VERY excited about that!! what else can i say? michael and i are still broken up, and it is a good thing by the way, even though it's not what i had originally wanted. looking back, though, i think it was a very good decision (on his part) and i would not take him back right now if he asked me to. what else can i say? still working at applebee's...lucky me, right? well, i work like one or two shifts a week, but i think it counts... well, i guess i should go do something productive besides sitting here in the computer lab pretending like i have nothing to do. catch ya later!

hmmm...

i don't know exactly what it is, but something about 17th century French music brings a smile to my face. :-) how much of a dork does that make me? well, i am moving into my apartment this weekend, and i am SO excited!! i just have one more day of classes and then i get to go sign my lease and start cleaning and basically getting the place ready to live in! yay!! peace and quiet for kara!! privacy for kara!! big yay! anyway, i have some homework that is going to be due at the beginning of next week, so i am trying to not procrastinate and distract myself (as i usually do) and get the work done...see how well it's going? i'm sitting here in the library posting a blog that no one but me reads. bless my heart...

I'm moving!!!

I'm so excited about this that I have posted it on each of my blogs...yes, I have 3. ANYWHO...I am moving on February 8th!! Yea!! Well...actually, I will probably move on the 10th or 11th, but my apartment will be ready on February 8! Woohoo!! Everyone that reads this should be happy for me.